Stopping smoking.

nothing is more romantic than getting on one knee while the waiter brings you more breadsticks

right swipe

he’s better at drawing then i’ll ever be

the name’s mittens, murder mittens

men, do you accept the challenge?

they really hate the moon

it just wants to have its voice heard

death by roomba army

spared no expense

genius. dishonest, but genius

they’ll definitely grow back

the hard part about divorce no one warns you about

he became the clickbait he wanted to read

so satisfying

His other son is named kal-el