Feeling Lucky?

The worst feeling.

The worst feeling.
that’s a big nope
that’s a big nope
seemed like a fair trade at the time
seemed like a fair trade at the time
can we keep it?
can we keep it?
luckily there were no icebergs nearby
luckily there were no icebergs nearby
dad meltdown pending
dad meltdown pending
he’s not small
he’s not small
ghost ostrich
ghost ostrich
some fish like it rough
some fish like it rough
these are the best moments
these are the best moments
stops for ducks, still wins gold
stops for ducks, still wins gold
this is the kind of dad i want to be
this is the kind of dad i want to be
roar
roar
time is money
time is money
i’m ‘shocked’ it was abandoned
i’m ‘shocked’ it was abandoned
he’s about to order some delivery lasagna
he’s about to order some delivery lasagna
Forbes%2C+sticking+to+the+facts.
Forbes, sticking to the facts.
The+dad+network+is+real.
The dad network is real.
Dark+was+the+night+cold+was+the+ground%26%238230%3B
Dark was the night cold was the ground…
You%26%238217%3Bll+have+my+vote.
You’ll have my vote.
Join the conversation
Toilet+Trivia+for+the+%5Bm%5Dasses.
Toilet Trivia for the [m]asses.
Bran%2C+if+we+choose+you.+Will+you+be+a+good+king%3F+Bran%3A
Bran, if we choose you. Will you be a good king? Bran:
For+sale+to+good+home%26%238230%3B
For sale to good home…
That+hat+placement+really+worked+out%26%238230%3B
That hat placement really worked out…
Alexa%2C+activate+bork.
Alexa, activate bork.
It+does+indeed+have+wares+for+sale+or+lease.
It does indeed have wares for sale or lease.
Bean+is+the+objective.
Bean is the objective.
S%26%238217%3Bmore+safely
S’more safely