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I got a new iPhone!

I got a new iPhone!
What an modest young gato.
What an modest young gato.
Sloppy Joe, sloppy sloppy joe…
Sloppy Joe, sloppy sloppy joe…
Manage thyself expeditiously.
Manage thyself expeditiously.
Be a good friend daily.
Be a good friend daily.
Get this man a raise…
Get this man a raise…
Well, that’s not very imperial…
Well, that’s not very imperial…
The ales wreak havoc.
The ales wreak havoc.
Tonight, we dance.
Tonight, we dance.
Jesus take the foot!
Jesus take the foot!
Politics are whack, these days.
Politics are whack, these days.
Paraphrasing…
Paraphrasing…
Got dam disobedient geology.
Got dam disobedient geology.
2020 Xmas vibes.
2020 Xmas vibes.
Circa when the tigers would get lit.
Circa when the tigers would get lit.
The pensions are loaded, also.
The pensions are loaded, also.
Square+bottle+prototypes
Square bottle prototypes
I+need+to+go+potty
I need to go potty
I+can%26%238217%3Bt+even.
I can’t even.
This+was+in+my+writing+coaches+office.
This was in my writing coaches office.
Join the conversation
One+of+the+reasons+I+don%26%238217%3Bt+like+the+ocean
One of the reasons I don’t like the ocean
The+debt+of+the+world
The debt of the world
Kitty+delivery%21
Kitty delivery!
Rockets+to+scale
Rockets to scale
The+problem+with+coffee%26%238230%3B
The problem with coffee…
Things+I+say+while+driving
Things I say while driving
When+I+like+a+girl
When I like a girl
Words
Words