Don’t tell me how to eat Chinese food!

Don't tell me how to eat Chinese food!

and they all somehow survived

and they all somehow survived

the most badass way to spread your ashes

the most badass way to spread your ashes

no matter where you go, you can’t escape your student loans

no matter where you go, you can’t escape your student loans

what we need here is more water, obviously

what we need here is more water, obviously

It’s okay, Brendan fraser knows what to do

It’s okay, Brendan fraser knows what to do

reading is magic

reading is magic

i didn’t want my back to function normally, anyway

i didn’t want my back to function normally, anyway

gather round, get comfy, i have a story to tell

gather round, get comfy, i have a story to tell

if you were curious

if you were curious

100 percent would still pet

100 percent would still pet

immortal scam artist finally caught

immortal scam artist finally caught

was he wrong, though?

was he wrong, though?

beavers hate running water

beavers hate running water

I was today’s years old

I was today’s years old

just get to the recipe already!

just get to the recipe already!