Predator breakfast.

books are priceless treasures

mario is a hero for doing the same thing that makes shredder a villain. Make it make sense

Remember when Adam Scott revealed mark hammill never showed up to his childhood birthday part?

that awkward moment you make unavoidable eye-contact with a complete stranger

peekaboo for adults

This fully intact vintage burger king was found behind a mall wall in april

how you react to stepping on your pet vs how they react to stepping on you

use a second towel to avoid getting butt on your face

he can’t hear you!

did you know e.t. had a last name?

this man is not okay

there is no better way to fill the void of existence than with a crunchwrap supreme from taco bell

the world is ready to see me at my worst

dramatic reading by 5 year old

text “omw” when you don’t have plans just to shake things up