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My advice to my two year old.

My advice to my two year old.
West Germany had the best Bismuth.
West Germany had the best Bismuth.
I would eat there…
I would eat there…
Got dammit, Peter…
Got dammit, Peter…
America should really up their vending machine game…
America should really up their vending machine game…
The wurst kind of WW1 soldier.
The wurst kind of WW1 soldier.
OG trolling done correctly.
OG trolling done correctly.
I would watch this spin off.
I would watch this spin off.
Maybe skip the handshake this year and just tip your hat.
Maybe skip the handshake this year and just tip your hat.
I could wear this T-shirt out on the town…
I could wear this T-shirt out on the town…
She got lost in Sunglasses Hut, most likely.
She got lost in Sunglasses Hut, most likely.
Birtches get scirtches.
Birtches get scirtches.
Sir. Sir… ugh. Carry on.
Sir. Sir… ugh. Carry on.
The March is nigh…
The March is nigh…
The holidays are confusing this year…
The holidays are confusing this year…
A 97 year old Spanish church repurposed into a skatepark. Righteous.
A 97 year old Spanish church repurposed into a skatepark. Righteous.
A+forest+fire+in+Ljusdal%2C+Sweden.+%26%238230%3Band+the+flame+hath+burned+all+the+trees+of+the+field.
A forest fire in Ljusdal, Sweden. …and the flame hath burned all the trees of the field.
Probable+caws
Probable caws
git+blame
git blame
Recovering+like+a+champ.
Recovering like a champ.
Join the conversation
Gordon+Ramsay+would+be+proud.
Gordon Ramsay would be proud.
You+will+never+win.
You will never win.
How+backpack+sellers+answer+questions%26%238230%3B
How backpack sellers answer questions…
Justice+is+served.
Justice is served.
Brazil+maintains+a+fleet+of+hospital+ships+that+dock+at+riverside+villages+and+treat+locals+for+free
Brazil maintains a fleet of hospital ships that dock at riverside villages and treat locals for free
Glow+cats+are+god.
Glow cats are god.
Star+leaves+and+all%26%238230%3B
Star leaves and all…
A+Roman+bathhouse+still+in+use+after+2%2C000+years+in+Khenchela%2C+Algeria.
A Roman bathhouse still in use after 2,000 years in Khenchela, Algeria.