Dannon Activia commercial.

i regretted this dall-e ai creation immediately

the suite life tried to teach us

asking the important questions today

there isn’t a big enough cringe to describe how this makes me feel

extremely concerned, as it were

spiders use their eyes

always suspected bert was real, now just need to find ernie

cry harder

but the bathtub isn’t always empty. take no chances

“You are not a beautiful and unique snowflake. You are the same decaying organic matter as everyone, and we are all part of the same compost pile.”

egg-cellent

i’ll have a cheeseburger and a diet sun

set your dvr!

no context crab

storms coming: florida memes to ease tension and hurricane ian gets ready to hit