I used to be afraid of the dark…

the final resignation that finally forced boris johnson to leave office

You never know. the guy asking might be into penguin onesies

just when you think everything is perfect your bladder decides to speak up. every time.

this is exactly why you don’t send texts with microsoft excel

someone found this shell at the beach with barnacles around it that make it look like a heart

do they make this vest in adult human sizes?

unlimited power!!!!!!!!!

oh no is an understatement

That’s because we are closed and other viral tweets

gonna have to unfollow a lot of things, if we’re being honest

looks like toilet snakes aren’t the only thing to be worried about when going to the bathroom anymore

You know Marvel is running out of ideas when Toilet King enters the MCU

bats fly through the power of jazz hands. You can’t convince me otherwise

this is how you know you’ve reached peak boring adulthood

this is what stress looks like. This makes me so uncomfortable