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Hold tight dearest, I am maneuvering…

Hold tight dearest, I am maneuvering...
It’s an exotic animal.
It’s an exotic animal.
It doesn’t matter who you are!
It doesn’t matter who you are!
When my crush tells me he’s single.
When my crush tells me he’s single.
Pretty sure I dated her before…
Pretty sure I dated her before…
We Febrezed it!
We Febrezed it!
It wasn’t funny until I read it out loud…
It wasn’t funny until I read it out loud…
I… actually agree with her.
I… actually agree with her.
Dad! It’s cold in here!
Dad! It’s cold in here!
Can I get an amen?
Can I get an amen?
How about we just stop?
How about we just stop?
Some day I hope I can achieve this level of smartassery
Some day I hope I can achieve this level of smartassery
Is this everyone in Colorado and Washington right now?
Is this everyone in Colorado and Washington right now?
You’re the lucky one.
You’re the lucky one.
Was taught this lesson on facebook today. I’m not one bit racist either….
Was taught this lesson on facebook today. I’m not one bit racist either….
When the power goes out…
When the power goes out…
%240.99+per+ko%C3%90%C2%AFn
$0.99 per koЯn
Evolution+of+the+Latin+alphabet
Evolution of the Latin alphabet
Bill+Gates+has+a+Periodic+Table+with+samples+of+each+element.
Bill Gates has a Periodic Table with samples of each element.
A%2B++truckin%26%238217%3B
A+ truckin’
Join the conversation
Your+soul+is+not+worth+it%2C+anyway.
Your soul is not worth it, anyway.
Local+pastor%3A+did+you+know+gay+people+also+have+wallets%3F
Local pastor: did you know gay people also have wallets?
The+cake+is+a+lie.
The cake is a lie.
come+to+me+sweet+child.
come to me sweet child.
My+body+is+prepared.
My body is prepared.
This+is+Horseshoe+crab+blood+and+it+saves+lives.
This is Horseshoe crab blood and it saves lives.
A+buried+WW2+bomb+exploded+in+a+German+barley+field+this+week.++War+persists.
A buried WW2 bomb exploded in a German barley field this week. War persists.
I+can%26%238217%3Bt+believe+I%26%238217%3Bm+a+father+now%21
I can’t believe I’m a father now!