How to be an artist.

How to be an artist.

the biggest little pupper in the park

the biggest little pupper in the park

Let’s avocuddle, sometime

Let’s avocuddle, sometime

What is a “disappointed vampire noise,” exactly?

What is a “disappointed vampire noise,” exactly?

The scent of love

The scent of love

I like my popcorn with melted stonehenge poured over it

I like my popcorn with melted stonehenge poured over it

The cheeps

this is why i love bread so much

this is why i love bread so much

gator melted like ice cream

gator melted like ice cream

… in the pros’ column

… in the pros’ column

Nope. I’m moo-ving out

Nope. I’m moo-ving out

eat, sleep, ignore, repeat

eat, sleep, ignore, repeat

Hoo-rah!

good thing i packed tortilla chips!

good thing i packed tortilla chips!

That was unexpected

That was unexpected

… with a louisville slugger

… with a louisville slugger