When I was your age…

let’s break bread together

dolphinsarecool!3

beefy

you have one life, don’t waste it trying to be a cat

As Twitter goes the way of the dodo, here are the best “alternatives” to choose from, if you can call them that…

he doesn’t want to maim you, he’s just disappointed

is martin scorsese out of touch as he turns 80, or is it just these memes

the rootinest tootinest aliens in the west

robot vacuum issues

all is not well in waffleville

oh so that’s what i’ve been doing wrong

anything can be a breakfast food if you eat it in the morning

whatever you do, don’t turn around

keep laughing see what happens

this description is way too accurate