Feeling Lucky?

Japanese water is cooler than you.

gonna have a meat twinkie for lunch today
gonna have a meat twinkie for lunch today
it was his birthday quesadilla
it was his birthday quesadilla
the original viagra
the original viagra
especially on a friday
especially on a friday
decepticons attack!
decepticons attack!
this dog is cooler than i’ll ever be
this dog is cooler than i’ll ever be
pass me some coal
pass me some coal
just don’t say pete davidson three times in a row
just don’t say pete davidson three times in a row
your phone always knows
your phone always knows
Psycho test. Are you one?
Psycho test. Are you one?
one reason you should never lie on your dating profile
one reason you should never lie on your dating profile
that’s part of the point though, isn’t it?
that’s part of the point though, isn’t it?
Divorce papers incoming
Divorce papers incoming
house therapy
house therapy
all the pain
all the pain
We+did+it%21
We did it!
Shine+a+ever+lovin%26%238217%3B+light+on+me.%26%238217%3B%C2%A6
Shine a ever lovin’ light on me.’¦
Murray+does+not+care.
Murray does not care.
Spiky+contacts+used+by+morticians+to+keep+the+eyelids+of+the+dead+closed+at+funeral+viewings
Spiky contacts used by morticians to keep the eyelids of the dead closed at funeral viewings
Join the conversation
Got+%26%238216%3Beem
Got ‘eem
Apple+fritters+are+my+favorite.
Apple fritters are my favorite.
The+future+is+NOW
The future is NOW
Wrapped+in+plastic%2C+it%26%238217%3Bs+fantastic.
Wrapped in plastic, it’s fantastic.
Hail+Fourier+Transfrom
Hail Fourier Transfrom
The+joy+is+in+the+journey.
The joy is in the journey.
Chameleon+bones+are+UV+reactive.
Chameleon bones are UV reactive.
It%26%238217%3Bs+not+asthma.
It’s not asthma.