Feeling Lucky?

When my friends whine about not getting a new iPhone.

When my friends whine about not getting a new iPhone.
pebestrian
pebestrian
earmoofs
earmoofs
frequent unflattering for friends
frequent unflattering for friends
no flockin around
no flockin around
no worries lol
no worries lol
snail’s pace
snail’s pace
martial wiz(ard)
martial wiz(ard)
this wine is kinda testy
this wine is kinda testy
deer me
deer me
who else grimes up good
who else grimes up good
hip with it
hip with it
forwarding address
forwarding address
pacing pigeon patrol
pacing pigeon patrol
motherly mutterings
motherly mutterings
10 Funny Dog Memes Fetched for You
10 Funny Dog Memes Fetched for You
Oh+Cleverbot%26%238230%3B+is+there+anything+you+don%26%238217%3Bt+know%3F
Oh Cleverbot… is there anything you don’t know?
Cheating+milk.
Cheating milk.
Sup+player.
Sup player.
Never+scare+a+black+man%26%238230%3B+who+is+also+a+ninja.
Never scare a black man… who is also a ninja.
Join the conversation
It+happens+to+the+best+of+us%26%238230%3B
It happens to the best of us…
Classy.
Classy.
No+shame.
No shame.
But+why%3F%21
But why?!
Public+service+announcement%3A
Public service announcement:
I+CHOOSE+YOU%21
I CHOOSE YOU!
Time+to+die.
Time to die.
Congratulations%26%238230%3B
Congratulations…