Whenever you’re furious with your parents…

There’s no telling how long he was in there

The Washington Monument’s shadow on Google Maps moves throughout the day

The perfect crime!

Suck it

I’ve arrived.

Patrick Hardison, the recipient of the most extensive facial transplant surgery to date, before his transplant, immediately after, and one year later.

Why are only internet cats this cute…

Game on!

Dude. Not cool.

A flight of cupcakes I made for a friend’s 30th birthday at a brewery. The beer is in each cupcake’s batter.

Paris at night, by Evgeny Lushpin

I’m sure they’ve both got a valid excuse

Don’t talk to me

Meet our new overloards. This is the head of a robot surgeon

Parks & Rec would’ve had such a hilarious episode about Pokemon Go.