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Evolution is a lie!

Evolution is a lie!
Stop whispering at me, child.
Stop whispering at me, child.
*carefully calculated terrorism*
*carefully calculated terrorism*
Christmas in the 90’s was battery oriented.
Christmas in the 90’s was battery oriented.
It’s the love of music that feeds us, right?
It’s the love of music that feeds us, right?
*snorts line of pepper* Bless me, Senpai…
*snorts line of pepper* Bless me, Senpai…
Learning to work the system.
Learning to work the system.
Fang Shui
Fang Shui
In Dubai, trees are precious.
In Dubai, trees are precious.
*kick flips*
*kick flips*
But first, let me serve a mission… – Mormons, probably.
But first, let me serve a mission… – Mormons, probably.
A beehive in all of it’s glory.
A beehive in all of it’s glory.
Birtches acquired…
Birtches acquired…
Typical Matt’s…
Typical Matt’s…
Copies of The Adventures of Slutsof is free at state and national parks this weekend.
Copies of The Adventures of Slutsof is free at state and national parks this weekend.
Keanu would be proud.
Keanu would be proud.
Bless+you+child%21
Bless you child!
Petey+and+the+dog.+A+love+story.
Petey and the dog. A love story.
This+is+why+I+have+Krust+issues.
This is why I have Krust issues.
Wake+up+Neo%26%238230%3B
Wake up Neo…
Join the conversation
He+was+down+for+some+exercise%2C+allegedly.
He was down for some exercise, allegedly.
This+is+why+I+have+trust+issues%2C+circa+1910.
This is why I have trust issues, circa 1910.
I%26%238217%3Bm+never+taking+a+Happy+Meal+for+granted+again.+Probably.
I’m never taking a Happy Meal for granted again. Probably.
%2Astrongly+desires+insect+of+the+sea%2A
*strongly desires insect of the sea*
Your+noble+birthright+awaits+you.
Your noble birthright awaits you.
%2Atoots+gently%2A
*toots gently*
Programmers+can+be+frustrating%26%238230%3B
Programmers can be frustrating…
Every+chuckle+is+unique.
Every chuckle is unique.