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The curse of the white man…

The curse of the white man...
always have a deck on me for this exact reason
always have a deck on me for this exact reason
Always listen to a smart woman
Always listen to a smart woman
Good-bye forever, keys
Good-bye forever, keys
You’re right, I’m not
You’re right, I’m not
So realistic
So realistic
Shoulda seen it coming
Shoulda seen it coming
Better than the live-action remake, tbh
Better than the live-action remake, tbh
My heart… is thawed
My heart… is thawed
Karen wins again
Karen wins again
they were warned
they were warned
The only good use of the butterfly effect
The only good use of the butterfly effect
They had to say something, right?
They had to say something, right?
Just wait until she speaks
Just wait until she speaks
They will all be named after Lion King characters. all. of. them.
They will all be named after Lion King characters. all. of. them.
*anxiety sets in*
*anxiety sets in*
Yep%26%238230%3B
Yep…
Your+secret%26%238217%3Bs+safe+with+us%26%238230%3B
Your secret’s safe with us…
%28insert+stupid+quidditch+reference+here%29
(insert stupid quidditch reference here)
Time+to+die.
Time to die.
Join the conversation
But+why%3F%21
But why?!
%26%238216%3BI%26%238217%3Bm+sure+you+look+lovely%26%238217%3B
‘I’m sure you look lovely’
Classy.
Classy.
I+can+relate.
I can relate.
Sup+player.
Sup player.
Public+service+announcement%3A
Public service announcement:
Shotgun+infinity.
Shotgun infinity.
Har+har+har.
Har har har.