Dress for the job you want, not the job you have.

During the Cold War, CIA agents used a method of communication based on how their shoelaces were tied.

I’d eat every blue.

300 Napkins vs Power Hammer

They are not freaking kidding

In case it’s a bomb…

I’m trying… :/

The most American way to row a boat.

I’ll consider it…

The Mighty Mongrel Mob

I’d pay for that feature

Resume Skillz

To people who are surprised Apple made impractical choices with the iPhone 7, let’s remember that this is how you charge their freaking mouse.

Extreme hammocking

The Sniper Giraffe

Mosquito bites