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Dear mom, college is weird…

Dear mom, college is weird...
C’mon, guy… let’s move past this already.
C’mon, guy… let’s move past this already.
You know what you do? You go buy yourself a tape recorder and record yourself for a whole day. You might be surprised at some of your phrasing.
You know what you do? You go buy yourself a tape recorder and record yourself for a whole day. You might be surprised at some of your phrasing.
DIY cat door 2020
DIY cat door 2020
It is finished, it is done…
It is finished, it is done…
And that’s just fine right now, Stu.
And that’s just fine right now, Stu.
Crocheted anatomy.
Crocheted anatomy.
*phoooomp*
*phoooomp*
Maggie Smith, through the ages.
Maggie Smith, through the ages.
…but look how united they are!
…but look how united they are!
Best not breath at me…
Best not breath at me…
When Trailer Park Boys SMS VENT
When Trailer Park Boys SMS VENT
Cheap entertainment!
Cheap entertainment!
Circa 70s conversation pits need to make a comeback.
Circa 70s conversation pits need to make a comeback.
Life is short, by Jack Dorsey.
Life is short, by Jack Dorsey.
*pays taxes anyway*
*pays taxes anyway*
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Oh Cleverbot… is there anything you don’t know?
Love%2C+Pig.
Love, Pig.
Times+when+I+use+cursive.
Times when I use cursive.
But+why%3F%21
But why?!
Join the conversation
I+am+a+ninja.
I am a ninja.
Infinity+cat.
Infinity cat.
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(insert stupid quidditch reference here)
Shotgun+infinity.
Shotgun infinity.
I+CHOOSE+YOU%21
I CHOOSE YOU!
No+shame.
No shame.
Yep%26%238230%3B
Yep…
%26%238216%3BI%26%238217%3Bm+sure+you+look+lovely%26%238217%3B
‘I’m sure you look lovely’