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5 deadly terms used by a woman.

5 deadly terms used by a woman.
Motorcycle racers do not respect gravity.
Motorcycle racers do not respect gravity.
*transaction declined*
*transaction declined*
Fck around and find out… – Wee bodyguard.
Fck around and find out… – Wee bodyguard.
Dat dough do, tho…
Dat dough do, tho…
Injustice was done here.
Injustice was done here.
we boppin’, boos…
we boppin’, boos…
Lebron Swanson shoots his shot.
Lebron Swanson shoots his shot.
The USPS is easily confused!
The USPS is easily confused!
Off we go, kids!
Off we go, kids!
…there is no spoon.
…there is no spoon.
Dam, the power washers are artists…
Dam, the power washers are artists…
A Woman Sitting On The Abraj Al-Bait, circa Mecca.
A Woman Sitting On The Abraj Al-Bait, circa Mecca.
You done good, big boy.
You done good, big boy.
For all the anxious ones
For all the anxious ones
Black Cocoa Croquembouche of your nightmares.
Black Cocoa Croquembouche of your nightmares.
Entitled+Karen+confronts+man+resting+in+his+car+in+the+parking+lot%26%238230%3B
Entitled Karen confronts man resting in his car in the parking lot…
It%26%238217%3Bs+got+a+different+vibe+to+it%26%238230%3B
It’s got a different vibe to it…
Science%2C+bitches.
Science, bitches.
RIP+in+McFarction
RIP in McFarction
Join the conversation
%2Acrickets%2A
*crickets*
Fire+Danger+Level%3A+I+Warned+You
Fire Danger Level: I Warned You
Birds+are+not+pets.+Prove+me+wrong.
Birds are not pets. Prove me wrong.
A+friendly+reminder+that+this+happened.
A friendly reminder that this happened.
Doom+running+on+a+pregnancy+test+why+not.
Doom running on a pregnancy test why not.
We+have+no+choice+but+to+add+PMI%26%238230%3B
We have no choice but to add PMI…
Cows+do+not+mind+a+mattress%2C+turns+out.
Cows do not mind a mattress, turns out.
We+don%26%238217%3Bt+need+your+stinking+facts.
We don’t need your stinking facts.