Wearing a suit that fits.

Wearing a suit that fits.

Always medicate your sheep, PRN.

Always medicate your sheep, PRN.

Nab the children, if the opportunity arises.

Nab the children, if the opportunity arises.

I’ll take ten yelling robots, please.

I’ll take ten yelling robots, please.

And my tax dollar

And my tax dollar

I’ll allow it.

I’ll allow it.

Consider a bandana or two.

Consider a bandana or two.

Try to keep up, Tommy.

Try to keep up, Tommy.

You win again, darling.

You win again, darling.

I’ve made a huge misteak…

I’ve made a huge misteak…

Won’t somebody think of the zero gravity pooh particles?

Won’t somebody think of the zero gravity pooh particles?

How to fight with fire.

How to fight with fire.

Can I consecrate this for communion?

Can I consecrate this for communion?

Helicopters should go BRRRRRRR

Helicopters should go BRRRRRRR

A very nerdy advent calender.

A very nerdy advent calender.

I am aware of the effect I have on women…

I am aware of the effect I have on women…