What did the thermometer say to the graduated cylinder?

The density is beyond normal limits.

You gotta boost your watermelon standards this year.

This was written by a proper therapist.

When mom understands you.

Seems pretty legit to me…

The many potat of Peru.

He’s our special boy…

Let’s go bowling and wait for this all to blow over…

Karen! You weren’t supposed to do that…

The brain will not be tricked!

2020, a summary so far.

This bookshelf can be reassembled into a coffin to help optimize your life (also death).

Words.

It’s for peaches.

Dad yokes are the best.