What did the thermometer say to the graduated cylinder?

I didn’t know this was a discussion we needed to have, but let the debate begin!

as long as the bird is okay, everything else is, too

did he do it?

And you give that subtle approving head nod

i move left, they move left. i move right, they move right

wow. that’s hard to read. am i drunk?

that’s a loaded question

Figs are pollinated by wasps. after pollination, figs ‘digest’ the dead left dead inside. knowing this, i still plan to eat fig newtons. they are delicious

the dog barked ‘shotgun’ first

Funny, that’s my rap name, too

the math adds up

send dudes, not nudes

what every kid wants for christmas

classic carrie bradshaw

wasted gems