Feeling Lucky?

You will never be this manly.

You will never be this manly.
Observations by Mitch Hedberg.
Observations by Mitch Hedberg.
How about no.
How about no.
She winked at me!
She winked at me!
Oh Santa.
Oh Santa.
Memes in real life.
Memes in real life.
I would date you, but…
I would date you, but…
Scumbag professors.
Scumbag professors.
Math.
Math.
Mr. Bean is a jerk.
Mr. Bean is a jerk.
Hey Mr. Owl. Why so glum?
Hey Mr. Owl. Why so glum?
Dad level 439932.
Dad level 439932.
Students vs. prisoners.
Students vs. prisoners.
Ain’t nobody got time for that.
Ain’t nobody got time for that.
King ov Evrythin.
King ov Evrythin.
The Man Card.
The Man Card.
3D+printer+manufacturers+nightmare
3D printer manufacturers nightmare
I+was+that+kid%26%238230%3B
I was that kid…
This+was+in+my+writing+coaches+office.
This was in my writing coaches office.
Such+a+kidder%26%238230%3B
Such a kidder…
Join the conversation
One+of+the+reasons+I+don%26%238217%3Bt+like+the+ocean
One of the reasons I don’t like the ocean
I%26%238217%3Bve+been+doing+my+nails+all+wrong%21
I’ve been doing my nails all wrong!
I+can%26%238217%3Bt+even.
I can’t even.
You+just+can%26%238217%3Bt+know.
You just can’t know.
Come+on+Ariel%26%238230%3B
Come on Ariel…
Rockets+to+scale
Rockets to scale
50+Shades+of+Hay
50 Shades of Hay
Girlfriend+vs.+Cat
Girlfriend vs. Cat