My new freshman friend…

so fast it became one with the wood

you’re not you when you’re hungry

corgi ship

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what are you gonna be for halloween this year?

come back with a warrant!

let the hate flow through you

you are not the same

ew, david

and the nobel prize goes to…

raging bull

protect this deer at all costs

Liz Truss did not outlast the lettuce and the internet reacts to her resignation

when your unfinished business is that you didn’t read all the books you wanted to

Taylor Swift still hates john mayer and other memes and tweets about ‘midnights!”