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My new freshman friend…

My new freshman friend...
secret meeting
secret meeting
stupid humans
stupid humans
boobies
boobies
that’s a bear
that’s a bear
honeymeown
honeymeown
what are their villain names?
what are their villain names?
if pinecones were alcohol
if pinecones were alcohol
what time the sad hour?
what time the sad hour?
beehaw
beehaw
crystal reconstructed face vodka
crystal reconstructed face vodka
i want to read about its adventures
i want to read about its adventures
but size isn’t supposed to matter
but size isn’t supposed to matter
secret families suffered the most
secret families suffered the most
the things cats put up with
the things cats put up with
juanita almost made it a month
juanita almost made it a month
Sometimes+we+just+need+a+lift.
Sometimes we just need a lift.
Hands.
Hands.
Time+to+die.
Time to die.
No+shame.
No shame.
Join the conversation
Love%2C+Pig.
Love, Pig.
It+happens+to+the+best+of+us%26%238230%3B
It happens to the best of us…
Har+har+har.
Har har har.
%26%238216%3BI%26%238217%3Bm+sure+you+look+lovely%26%238217%3B
‘I’m sure you look lovely’
Yep%26%238230%3B
Yep…
Obviously.
Obviously.
Well%2C+that+works%26%238230%3B
Well, that works…
Mhm%26%238230%3B
Mhm…