Got a new puppy!

someone found this shell at the beach with barnacles around it that make it look like a heart

just when you think everything is perfect your bladder decides to speak up. every time.

Paul Rudd isn’t just a superhero in the movies!

this is exactly why you don’t send texts with microsoft excel

Just one of the obvious differences between video games and real life

bats fly through the power of jazz hands. You can’t convince me otherwise

oh no is an understatement

if alanis morisette owned a landscaping company

baby squid eggs found inside a seashell

looks like toilet snakes aren’t the only thing to be worried about when going to the bathroom anymore

do they make this vest in adult human sizes?

gonna have to unfollow a lot of things, if we’re being honest