Best costume I’ve seen yet!!

unlimited power!!!!!!!!!

gonna have to unfollow a lot of things, if we’re being honest

looks like toilet snakes aren’t the only thing to be worried about when going to the bathroom anymore

a shower sounds so relaxing i tell myself before coming up with a fake argument in my head that i inevitably lose

someone found this shell at the beach with barnacles around it that make it look like a heart

the final resignation that finally forced boris johnson to leave office

dead batteries free of charge

wow, there are more lion statues than there are living lions in the wild. That’s… not good

the kazoo of civility will bring an end to all political debates around the holiday dinner table

if alanis morisette owned a landscaping company

this is exactly why you don’t send texts with microsoft excel

do they make this vest in adult human sizes?