Lord Sloth enjoying snacks.

the final resignation that finally forced boris johnson to leave office

Just one of the obvious differences between video games and real life

if you ever need to distract a guy, just ask him this simple question

You never know. the guy asking might be into penguin onesies

a shower sounds so relaxing i tell myself before coming up with a fake argument in my head that i inevitably lose

do they make this vest in adult human sizes?

when you really want to let someone know you like them, throw a piano

bats fly through the power of jazz hands. You can’t convince me otherwise

just when you think everything is perfect your bladder decides to speak up. every time.

looks like toilet snakes aren’t the only thing to be worried about when going to the bathroom anymore

baby squid eggs found inside a seashell

today on lies we tell other people to sound more impressive than we are