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A message to the Middle Schoolers I teach

A message to the Middle Schoolers I teach
Study buddies 4 lyfe
Study buddies 4 lyfe
LOL White American [the cheese]
LOL White American [the cheese]
The hat of caution.
The hat of caution.
Syndrome K
Syndrome K
You are constantly a Polar Bear snack.
You are constantly a Polar Bear snack.
Can haz 🍔
Can haz 🍔
The Mars footage is a lie!
The Mars footage is a lie!
Best of luck to your 2021 pandemic garden.
Best of luck to your 2021 pandemic garden.
The last McDonald’s cheeseburger sold in Iceland for some reason.
The last McDonald’s cheeseburger sold in Iceland for some reason.
Could you not? – Huggies, probably.
Could you not? – Huggies, probably.
Which O face are you?
Which O face are you?
You have chosen to fjord the river…
You have chosen to fjord the river…
Mayo classification is a thing, apparently.
Mayo classification is a thing, apparently.
Geocache the world!
Geocache the world!
Look what I found, ma!
Look what I found, ma!
Just+one+of+the+obvious+differences+between+video+games+and+real+life
Just one of the obvious differences between video games and real life
if+you+ever+need+to+distract+a+guy%2C+just+ask+him+this+simple+question
if you ever need to distract a guy, just ask him this simple question
if+alanis+morisette+owned+a+landscaping+company
if alanis morisette owned a landscaping company
looks+like+toilet+snakes+aren%26%238217%3Bt+the+only+thing+to+be+worried+about+when+going+to+the+bathroom+anymore
looks like toilet snakes aren’t the only thing to be worried about when going to the bathroom anymore
Join the conversation
dead+batteries+free+of+charge
dead batteries free of charge
just+when+you+think+everything+is+perfect+your+bladder+decides+to+speak+up.+every+time.
just when you think everything is perfect your bladder decides to speak up. every time.
That%26%238217%3Bs+because+we+are+closed+and+other+viral+tweets
That’s because we are closed and other viral tweets
oh+no+is+an+understatement
oh no is an understatement
Paul+Rudd+isn%26%238217%3Bt+just+a+superhero+in+the+movies%21
Paul Rudd isn’t just a superhero in the movies!
The+next+guest+on+Maury+Povich+is%26%238230%3B+genetics%21
The next guest on Maury Povich is… genetics!
gonna+have+to+unfollow+a+lot+of+things%2C+if+we%26%238217%3Bre+being+honest
gonna have to unfollow a lot of things, if we’re being honest
unlimited+power%21%21%21%21%21%21%21%21%21
unlimited power!!!!!!!!!