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A message to the Middle Schoolers I teach

A message to the Middle Schoolers I teach
Waaaiiiittt foorrrr iiiittt.
Waaaiiiittt foorrrr iiiittt.
Dear Santa…
Dear Santa…
Dear life…
Dear life…
Meanwhile, in Australia…
Meanwhile, in Australia…
Lego!
Lego!
How to keep warm this winter.
How to keep warm this winter.
911? It’s me again…
911? It’s me again…
This is how I finish a presentation.
This is how I finish a presentation.
Skinny friend that eats a lot…
Skinny friend that eats a lot…
Words.
Words.
Waiting for car to pass before crossing street…
Waiting for car to pass before crossing street…
Which one of you morons bought us a color printer?
Which one of you morons bought us a color printer?
Coincidence?
Coincidence?
Silly panda.
Silly panda.
Sharks aren’t so bad.
Sharks aren’t so bad.
I+feel+dead+people%26%238230%3B
I feel dead people…
DOGE+%26%238211%3B+Directed+by+Michael+Benjamin+Bay
DOGE – Directed by Michael Benjamin Bay
We+worship+the+deep.
We worship the deep.
Lorde%2C+give+me+a+sign%26%238230%3B
Lorde, give me a sign…
Join the conversation
I+could+om+nom+the+science+out+of+that+theory%26%238230%3B
I could om nom the science out of that theory…
Let%26%238217%3Bs+clarify+this+butter%26%238230%3B
Let’s clarify this butter…
But+only+I+know+it%26%238217%3Bs+a+turd%26%238230%3B
But only I know it’s a turd…
Politicians+fear+such+a+thing.
Politicians fear such a thing.
Electricity+is+scary%2C+circuit+1977.
Electricity is scary, circuit 1977.
Who+do+you+think+you+are%2C+lady%3F
Who do you think you are, lady?
Not+bad+for+NYC%2C+actually.
Not bad for NYC, actually.
We+must+regen%21
We must regen!