The cutest booties.

send dudes, not nudes

time to cry!

beer science

when you hold it to your ear you can hear the grapes crying

this flesh prison won’t hold me for long

as long as the bird is okay, everything else is, too

i move left, they move left. i move right, they move right

Figs are pollinated by wasps. after pollination, figs ‘digest’ the dead left dead inside. knowing this, i still plan to eat fig newtons. they are delicious

i should have texted instead

that’s a loaded question

spitting venom

yes, please

what every kid wants for christmas

how it started vs how it’s going

classic carrie bradshaw