Double standard much?

Double standard much?

per my last shot

per my last shot

and now I can’t look to my left

and now I can’t look to my left

i read that in his voice and now I’m crying, too

i read that in his voice and now I’m crying, too

who has it worse?

who has it worse?

committing this to memory

committing this to memory

modern problem solving

modern problem solving

i wonder what its property taxes cost

i wonder what its property taxes cost

a true american patriot

a true american patriot

brain is broken

brain is broken

I think i’m hilarious

I think i’m hilarious

it’s not too late

it’s not too late

she has entered the endgame

she has entered the endgame

i really want a donut now

i really want a donut now

i ride it on the parade route

i ride it on the parade route

there’s always a next time

there’s always a next time