I’m really sorry… I’m very lazy…

I'm really sorry... I'm very lazy...

justice served

Calmly plotting your demise

Calmly plotting your demise

I’d like to pay with a laser light show, please

I’d like to pay with a laser light show, please

The answer is yes. I do.

The answer is yes. I do.

Funny, I’m also a self-contained unit

Funny, I’m also a self-contained unit

Is this true?

Followed directions perfectly

Followed directions perfectly

And together they will conquer the dog park

And together they will conquer the dog park

there is no escape. Only zuul

there is no escape. Only zuul

mind blown

Note to self: don’t try this in the office

Note to self: don’t try this in the office

delete comic sans from the system

delete comic sans from the system

retired firehoses

retired firehoses

As if 1-13 weren’t impossible enough, wait until you see 14!

As if 1-13 weren’t impossible enough, wait until you see 14!

He became his legacy. Literally

He became his legacy. Literally