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Coming home drunk and trying to be quiet…

Coming home drunk and trying to be quiet...
Every friggan time
Every friggan time
Showed up to a party and blue myself halfway through
Showed up to a party and blue myself halfway through
My hotel is run by lizard people.
My hotel is run by lizard people.
I was bad and I feel bad.
I was bad and I feel bad.
It’s like yielding your finances to someone else. Counter point: I am not good at finances…
It’s like yielding your finances to someone else. Counter point: I am not good at finances…
Movie magic.
Movie magic.
This kills the butter dog.
This kills the butter dog.
كابتن أمريكا
كابتن أمريكا
Pup or treat.
Pup or treat.
Rookie move Slagathor.
Rookie move Slagathor.
Whisper, the Queen’s last corgi has passed.
Whisper, the Queen’s last corgi has passed.
Honesty is a spectrum
Honesty is a spectrum
DO NOT TOOT THE THING
DO NOT TOOT THE THING
Hermione and Hismione
Hermione and Hismione
A proud English breakfast.
A proud English breakfast.
I+don%26%238217%3Bt+exactly+hate+you%26%238230%3B
I don’t exactly hate you…
How+to+watch+Inception.
How to watch Inception.
You%26%238217%3Bre+doing+it+wrong.
You’re doing it wrong.
Things+rich+people+do.
Things rich people do.
Join the conversation
Seeing-eye+horse.
Seeing-eye horse.
An+excellent+question.
An excellent question.
Maybe+next+time%26%238230%3B
Maybe next time…
Impressed.
Impressed.
You+should+do+s%26%238217%3Bmore+typing.
You should do s’more typing.
What+girls+look+at.
What girls look at.
Do+want.
Do want.
How+to+troll+seagulls.
How to troll seagulls.