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Dropped this one on my boyfriend last night…

Dropped this one on my boyfriend last night...
What the hell, dude?
What the hell, dude?
:/
:/
I found, and lost, the love of my life today.
I found, and lost, the love of my life today.
*Pours gas on ground*
*Pours gas on ground*
Movie idea
Movie idea
Coloring book pictures colored with X-ray skeletons are really neat.
Coloring book pictures colored with X-ray skeletons are really neat.
Living is a privilege not a right…?
Living is a privilege not a right…?
Sorry pappi
Sorry pappi
Coffee Dad
Coffee Dad
Smarijuana
Smarijuana
The True Inventor Of Selfies…
The True Inventor Of Selfies…
How to make people think you are cool and laid-back
How to make people think you are cool and laid-back
Not all cats are jerks
Not all cats are jerks
AND MY MILK BONE
AND MY MILK BONE
…in Florida.
…in Florida.
Human+uses+confusion%26%238230%3B+it%26%238217%3Bs+highly+effective.
Human uses confusion… it’s highly effective.
It+cuts+the+onions.
It cuts the onions.
I+could+ride+the+goose+in+to+battle.
I could ride the goose in to battle.
%2Acrickets%2A
*crickets*
Join the conversation
Birds+are+not+pets.+Prove+me+wrong.
Birds are not pets. Prove me wrong.
RIP+in+McFarction
RIP in McFarction
Dogs+are+the+joke.
Dogs are the joke.
The+dinosaur+is+a+master+of+disguise.
The dinosaur is a master of disguise.
We+don%26%238217%3Bt+need+your+stinking+facts.
We don’t need your stinking facts.
Cows+do+not+mind+a+mattress%2C+turns+out.
Cows do not mind a mattress, turns out.
Too+Many+Cars+Bad%21
Too Many Cars Bad!
Oh%2C+write%26%238230%3B
Oh, write…