This is what Mount Rushmore was supposed to look like if they hadn’t run out of funding in 1941

This is what Mount Rushmore was supposed to look like if they hadn't run out of funding in 1941

Pelicans yawn weird.

Pelicans yawn weird.

When life imitates art.

When life imitates art.

That’s the most foul, cruel, and bad-tempered rodent you ever set eyes on! – Tim

That’s the most foul, cruel, and bad-tempered rodent you ever set eyes on! – Tim

Siberian Winter vs Siberian Summer.

Siberian Winter vs Siberian Summer.

Remember remember.

Remember remember.

Let’s put a smile on that face…

Let’s put a smile on that face…

Is my disability a joke to you?

Is my disability a joke to you?

Get glassed.

Don’t towel me, bro.

Don’t towel me, bro.

Let them keep their tusks.

Let them keep their tusks.

From the year 2525

From the year 2525

This is what it’s like when mimes retire…

This is what it’s like when mimes retire…

Mmm. Mhmmmm. Alright.

Mmm. Mhmmmm. Alright.

When the drink is a little too strong…

When the drink is a little too strong…

It helps the hamburger…

It helps the hamburger…