Every morning after my first cup of coffee.

Every morning after my first cup of coffee.

Charge your battery bud, your notifications are about to blow up.

Charge your battery bud, your notifications are about to blow up.

Thank you U-Haul, vv cool.

Thank you U-Haul, vv cool.

At first I was like ewwwe… but then bahhh!

At first I was like ewwwe… but then bahhh!

How to survive stabby bois.

How to survive stabby bois.

CDC crew rolling in to a neighborhood near you.

CDC crew rolling in to a neighborhood near you.

If The Office were still running…

If The Office were still running…

2020, basically.

2020, basically.

I dunno, seems pretty irrational to me.

I dunno, seems pretty irrational to me.

A bisected dandelion seed pod. Spring is coming, BTW.

A bisected dandelion seed pod. Spring is coming, BTW.

I weirdly support this. China OK-ish.

I weirdly support this. China OK-ish.

Know your demographic.

Know your demographic.

Look for the helpers.

Look for the helpers.

Why is there no food in my bowl, human?!

Why is there no food in my bowl, human?!

What exactly is the purpose of the teat?

What exactly is the purpose of the teat?

You can feel this hug too, if you stare hard enough.

You can feel this hug too, if you stare hard enough.