Gay men will marry your girlfriends.

am i phobos the moon of mars?

they found their life’s purpose

helping to keep the pigs cool on a hot summer day

who wore it better?

late to work due to duck parade

wild birds in australia have learned to curse at people

An ostrich pulled carriage being stopped by an officer in los angeles 1930

a new breed of cat has been discovered

who is greg and what is he capable of?

the kinds of gifts that writers don’t approve of

When you take your job as a plant parent literally

walked into a bank to pick up checks might chop some wood later

that’s a big pill to swallow

the evolution of superheroes

keeping your plants alive is more important than getting stitches. everyone knows that