Women don’t fart.

Christmas in the 90’s was battery oriented.

How to tell if your teacher plays Fortnite.

Learning to work the system.

Having a rest atop Stalin’s head, circa 1942

Let me know what you are thinking!

Keanu would be proud.

Fang Shui

*snorts line of pepper* Bless me, Senpai…

But first, let me serve a mission… – Mormons, probably.

Stop whispering at me, child.

No teeth, no problem.

Copies of The Adventures of Slutsof is free at state and national parks this weekend.

In Dubai, trees are precious.

Seven year old’s are better at Fortnite than you.

Baby sized burritos for the win.