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Dating a programmer.

Dating a programmer.
Your fault.
Your fault.
I’m an idiot.
I’m an idiot.
Women.
Women.
People make bad decisions.
People make bad decisions.
Perspective.
Perspective.
You just tried this.
You just tried this.
On a scale of one to Adele…
On a scale of one to Adele…
Sarcasm.
Sarcasm.
How awful your life must be…
How awful your life must be…
Agreed.
Agreed.
I CHOOSE YOU!
I CHOOSE YOU!
A very Vader breakfast.
A very Vader breakfast.
You again…
You again…
Every single one of Bart Simpson’s chalkboard quotes.
Every single one of Bart Simpson’s chalkboard quotes.
Sarah Jessica Parkour.
Sarah Jessica Parkour.
Megalodon+tooth+stuck+in+a+whale+vertebrae.this+is+the+most+badass+fossil+in+existence
Megalodon tooth stuck in a whale vertebrae.this is the most badass fossil in existence
technology
technology
Dolly+Parton+is+learning+to+meme
Dolly Parton is learning to meme
Teaching+blind+woman+how+to+deadlift
Teaching blind woman how to deadlift
Join the conversation
And+nobody+changed+his+mind%26%238230%3B
And nobody changed his mind…
Astrology%3A+a+mercurial+subject
Astrology: a mercurial subject
Blind+dog+crosses+the+street+with+the+help+of+his+guide+dog
Blind dog crosses the street with the help of his guide dog
This+baby+purrs.
This baby purrs.
When+roommates+disagree
When roommates disagree
I+wonder+why+I%26%238217%3Bm+single+though.
I wonder why I’m single though.
One+of+us.+ONE+OF+US.
One of us. ONE OF US.
CaNcER
CaNcER