If you’re ever feeling ignored…

they told him he could be anything, so he decided to be everything

this bar just earned my patronage with this sign

your pleas mean nothing in this situation

in the real world your dog can call you

baby gandalf

become ungovernable

she only has herself to blame

she was talking to the dog

ancient multi-tasking

it’s what’s under the hood that counts

imagine waking up in the middle of the night and seeing this in the corner of your bedroom

an oddly believable scenario

how to get kicked out of every local gym

punk rock goat – make sure you avoid her in the mosh pit!

trying on pants at old navy