Feeling Lucky?

Stay out of my territory.

Stay out of my territory.
New And Necessary Punctuation Marks
New And Necessary Punctuation Marks
Rise of the Dick Wizard
Rise of the Dick Wizard
Experienced a true first world problem this morning.
Experienced a true first world problem this morning.
A letter from Bernie Sanders, June 21, 1985
A letter from Bernie Sanders, June 21, 1985
I Need A Grownup Tree House In My Life
I Need A Grownup Tree House In My Life
A driver ant soldier shows off her impressive mandible strength.
A driver ant soldier shows off her impressive mandible strength.
That’s Right, This Is A Cake
That’s Right, This Is A Cake
Get Down Mr. President!
Get Down Mr. President!
Dr. Seuss House in Alaska.
Dr. Seuss House in Alaska.
This Hawaiian surfer runs on the ocean floor with a 50 pound boulder, as a way to train to survive the massive surf waves.
This Hawaiian surfer runs on the ocean floor with a 50 pound boulder, as a way to train to survive the massive surf waves.
Dear Politicians…
Dear Politicians…
Everyone loves a good bedtime story!
Everyone loves a good bedtime story!
The Lord has returned
The Lord has returned
Just Peter Dinklage riding a scooter
Just Peter Dinklage riding a scooter
Vladrak Obutin
Vladrak Obutin
I+CHOOSE+YOU%21
I CHOOSE YOU!
I+am+a+ninja.
I am a ninja.
Sometimes+we+just+need+a+lift.
Sometimes we just need a lift.
Time+to+die.
Time to die.
Join the conversation
Oh+Cleverbot%26%238230%3B+is+there+anything+you+don%26%238217%3Bt+know%3F
Oh Cleverbot… is there anything you don’t know?
Times+when+I+use+cursive.
Times when I use cursive.
%26%238216%3BI%26%238217%3Bm+sure+you+look+lovely%26%238217%3B
‘I’m sure you look lovely’
%28insert+stupid+quidditch+reference+here%29
(insert stupid quidditch reference here)
I+can+relate.
I can relate.
Never+scare+a+black+man%26%238230%3B+who+is+also+a+ninja.
Never scare a black man… who is also a ninja.
Public+service+announcement%3A
Public service announcement:
Obviously.
Obviously.