Arrives hot or your pizza is free!

Arrives hot or your pizza is free!

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Just a couple of nosey nancy’s.

Just a couple of nosey nancy’s.

PSA: Don’t actually toot that thing.

PSA: Don’t actually toot that thing.

Let me make this as simple as possible for you…

Let me make this as simple as possible for you…

Always eat your vegetables.

Always eat your vegetables.

Princess Diana and Prince Harry bonding, circa 1992.

Princess Diana and Prince Harry bonding, circa 1992.

I mean. Yeah.

British Virgin Islands fishermen have been tossing empty shells into the 30-feet deep seabed for 800 years.

British Virgin Islands fishermen have been tossing empty shells into the 30-feet deep seabed for 800 years.

Whom invited this guy?

Whom invited this guy?

Michigan folk can be good folk.

Michigan folk can be good folk.

I, for one, blame maths.

I, for one, blame maths.

2020 power couple goals.

2020 power couple goals.

Scream therapy.

Scream therapy.

Garsh! I’m just a kid, after all!

Garsh! I’m just a kid, after all!

Jennifer, you animal.

Jennifer, you animal.

‘I Take No Responsibility’ – Leader of the free world, probably.

‘I Take No Responsibility’ – Leader of the free world, probably.