Which one are you?

Which one are you?

No more :(

Really jumped on that one, didn’t we Karen?

Really jumped on that one, didn’t we Karen?

Sometimes I wonder what happened to Sarah, circa 2013.

Sometimes I wonder what happened to Sarah, circa 2013.

I would take a Lamborghini tractor, though.

I would take a Lamborghini tractor, though.

A miracle of life, indeed.

A miracle of life, indeed.

Try again, Alexa.

Try again, Alexa.

She’s living in the year 2525.

She’s living in the year 2525.

The puppies are conniving.

The puppies are conniving.

Bob Barker frowns upon your style of pet ownership.

Bob Barker frowns upon your style of pet ownership.

Used blood sells for a premium in some Transylvanian villages.

Used blood sells for a premium in some Transylvanian villages.

Words.

Before bombs, pilots dropped lawn darts on the enemy commies.

Before bombs, pilots dropped lawn darts on the enemy commies.

She was picking flowers.

She was picking flowers.

Puuuuhweeeeess play woth ma, kijje?

Puuuuhweeeeess play woth ma, kijje?

Wait a minute….

Wait a minute….