Two possibilities exist…

the world is ready to see me at my worst

there is no better way to fill the void of existence than with a crunchwrap supreme from taco bell

use a second towel to avoid getting butt on your face

dramatic reading by 5 year old

he can’t hear you!

books are priceless treasures

did you know e.t. had a last name?

luigi is the queen in mario chess because he’s the nicest character and you always have to protect the nicest

text “omw” when you don’t have plans just to shake things up

a true test of will is knowing there are times in life when you have to reign in your desire to initiate a game of leap frog

that awkward moment you make unavoidable eye-contact with a complete stranger

mario is a hero for doing the same thing that makes shredder a villain. Make it make sense

how you react to stepping on your pet vs how they react to stepping on you

Remember when Adam Scott revealed mark hammill never showed up to his childhood birthday part?

it turns out bart and lisa simpson were both bald