How much did you walk today?

How much did you walk today?

i deserved it

and they say the perfect couple doesn’t exist

and they say the perfect couple doesn’t exist

close the tabs you’re not using! You don’t need to save them for later!

close the tabs you’re not using! You don’t need to save them for later!

like it was nothing

like it was nothing

one of the good ones

one of the good ones

the best comeback

the best comeback

did it work?

I’d be crying, too

I’d be crying, too

never have to worry about 5G signal again

never have to worry about 5G signal again

there’s no going back now

there’s no going back now

who puts sushi in ramen like its a dumpling?

who puts sushi in ramen like its a dumpling?

this is beyond accurate

this is beyond accurate

when you wanna get a divorce, but you don’t wanna ask for it

when you wanna get a divorce, but you don’t wanna ask for it

reality check

it looks concerned, yet effective

it looks concerned, yet effective