Feeling Lucky?

Dear Santa, here is what I want for Christmas.

Dear Santa, here is what I want for Christmas.
Release the secret weapon!
Release the secret weapon!
How to get more sleep.
How to get more sleep.
Are you picking up what I’m Putin down?
Are you picking up what I’m Putin down?
Shrek is life.
Shrek is life.
The American dream?
The American dream?
Choose w i s e l y
Choose w i s e l y
I’ve got this…
I’ve got this…
Grandpa’s aren’t smart.
Grandpa’s aren’t smart.
I don’t want to live on this planet any more…
I don’t want to live on this planet any more…
Reading A Bugs Life in braille.
Reading A Bugs Life in braille.
Limited edition Pringles!
Limited edition Pringles!
Tibetan Monks are basically Disney Princesses.
Tibetan Monks are basically Disney Princesses.
Retirement hacks.
Retirement hacks.
Ducks doing the lords work.
Ducks doing the lords work.
For meal your
For meal your
This+is+what+it%26%238217%3Bs+like+when+teats+collide.
This is what it’s like when teats collide.
Written+in+stone%5Bs%5D
Written in stone[s]
The+good+stuff+is+in+the+details.
The good stuff is in the details.
10%2F4ths+of+people+dislike+maths.
10/4ths of people dislike maths.
Join the conversation
I+need+your+skin%26%238230%3B+for+the+sciences.
I need your skin… for the sciences.
A+petrol+station+in+Ireland+for+some+reason.
A petrol station in Ireland for some reason.
That%26%238217%3Bll+do.
That’ll do.
Have+you+thought+about+a+masters+program%3F
Have you thought about a masters program?
Enjoy+intermittent+comf.
Enjoy intermittent comf.
On+my+way%21
On my way!
%2Ascreams+in+nazi%2A
*screams in nazi*
Porcupine+out+for+a+jaunt.
Porcupine out for a jaunt.