Feeling Lucky?

The temperature of my coffee.

The temperature of my coffee.
Be grateful for what you have.
Be grateful for what you have.
So… My girlfriend left me a nice new background.
So… My girlfriend left me a nice new background.
It not only moves slowly, it kills slowly…
It not only moves slowly, it kills slowly…
I… actually agree with her.
I… actually agree with her.
Hipster Doge.
Hipster Doge.
Google these days.
Google these days.
Love makes you do crazy mean things…
Love makes you do crazy mean things…
Hey can we talk?
Hey can we talk?
How guys are suppose to take selfies.
How guys are suppose to take selfies.
You are better at dying.
You are better at dying.
It’s not a big deal. Geeze.
It’s not a big deal. Geeze.
Should I shave my legs today?
Should I shave my legs today?
Cave girl problems.
Cave girl problems.
The Polar Vortex.
The Polar Vortex.
This made me rethink things…for about 5 seconds.
This made me rethink things…for about 5 seconds.
Science%2C+bitches.
Science, bitches.
Human+uses+confusion%26%238230%3B+it%26%238217%3Bs+highly+effective.
Human uses confusion… it’s highly effective.
RIP+in+McFarction
RIP in McFarction
Cows+do+not+mind+a+mattress%2C+turns+out.
Cows do not mind a mattress, turns out.
Join the conversation
Dogs+are+the+joke.
Dogs are the joke.
and+watermelon+for+these%26%238230%3B
and watermelon for these…
Hold+the+bees%2C+bruv.
Hold the bees, bruv.
Fire+Danger+Level%3A+I+Warned+You
Fire Danger Level: I Warned You
A+friendly+reminder+that+this+happened.
A friendly reminder that this happened.
Doom+running+on+a+pregnancy+test+why+not.
Doom running on a pregnancy test why not.
Never+tread+on+crust+pleasss.
Never tread on crust pleasss.
We+have+no+choice+but+to+add+PMI%26%238230%3B
We have no choice but to add PMI…