Don’t depend too much on anyone.

Welcome to Alaska! …Except you can’t get off the plane because there’s a polar bear between you and the terminal who will murder your entire family.

The saddest thing at the grocery store.

Get thee hence, scurvy knave.

Horlp may.

Astronauts playing with their food

I… I guess thanks?

Passive aggressive instructions

$8 worth of Lunchables Compared to $8 worth of the same product if you were to buy in non-lunchable form.

You just lost the game.

I nominate Mr. Trump.

The price is savage

Armor equipped!

One of us volunteered at a food bank today to help prepare for Thanksgiving

Saudi Arabia, when it rains in the desert.

Snoop Lion received his Hollywood star today, sponsored by Martha Stewart.