This kid will now have trust issues for the remainder of his life.

This kid will now have trust issues for the remainder of his life.

The Simpson’s, in a nutshell…

The Simpson’s, in a nutshell…

Rudy Giuliani holding press conference on election fraud, circa 2021.

Rudy Giuliani holding press conference on election fraud, circa 2021.

Thanksgiving was pretty lit this year.

Thanksgiving was pretty lit this year.

I blame the Christ, personally.

I blame the Christ, personally.

y’all nasty…

y’all nasty…

Well, yes actually.

Well, yes actually.

I don’t recall asking you, guy.

I don’t recall asking you, guy.

Got dammit Gary, buzz off.

Got dammit Gary, buzz off.

Nail this guy to a cross, amiright?

Nail this guy to a cross, amiright?

Goats are fans of rainbows, it turns out.

Goats are fans of rainbows, it turns out.

Meet Octofsck.

A restaurant in Malaysia gives discounts based on how thin you are.

A restaurant in Malaysia gives discounts based on how thin you are.

Reach for the stars…

Reach for the stars…

I need me some grass fed stegosaurus

I need me some grass fed stegosaurus

Let us begin…

Let us begin…