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My holiday mantra.

My holiday mantra.
Please send the noods.
Please send the noods.
Puss pitches tent.
Puss pitches tent.
Bees, basically.
Bees, basically.
ruh row…
ruh row…
Steve Irwin examining one of Gods’ whoopsies, circa 1985.
Steve Irwin examining one of Gods’ whoopsies, circa 1985.
That DOES put a smile on my face.
That DOES put a smile on my face.
I wouldn’t trust it as far as I could throw it, personally.
I wouldn’t trust it as far as I could throw it, personally.
The thing about animations, is…
The thing about animations, is…
Stop putting the birbs in cages, is what I’ve always said.
Stop putting the birbs in cages, is what I’ve always said.
Heh. Hehehe. Eh.
Heh. Hehehe. Eh.
Friends come in many different shapes, sizes, and poke balls.
Friends come in many different shapes, sizes, and poke balls.
Just wait till they evolve lazors on their friggan heads…
Just wait till they evolve lazors on their friggan heads…
The various meanings of life.
The various meanings of life.
Hazmat suits would do the trick.
Hazmat suits would do the trick.
Get it, gurl.
Get it, gurl.
per+my+last+shot
per my last shot
stepping+out+of+your+dietary+comfort+zone
stepping out of your dietary comfort zone
organic+gluten+free+bears
organic gluten free bears
is+this+the+world%26%238217%3Bs+scariest+spider%3F
is this the world’s scariest spider?
Join the conversation
i+wonder+what+its+property+taxes+cost
i wonder what its property taxes cost
modern+problem+solving
modern problem solving
what+is+this+sorcery
what is this sorcery
who+has+it+worse%3F
who has it worse?
The+correct+use+of+privilege
The correct use of privilege
i+read+that+in+his+voice+and+now+I%26%238217%3Bm+crying%2C+too
i read that in his voice and now I’m crying, too
it%26%238217%3Bs+not+too+late
it’s not too late
the+morning+commute+is+brutal
the morning commute is brutal