My parents spanked me as a child.

My parents spanked me as a child.

Remember this when the everyone starts the campaign promise train.

Remember this when the everyone starts the campaign promise train.

Papa is omnipresent…

Papa is omnipresent…

Amber Guyger – A Tribute

Amber Guyger – A Tribute

I mean, how could you not?

I mean, how could you not?

Ti[t]s the season, to give a squeezin’.

Ti[t]s the season, to give a squeezin’.

*laughs nervously in CIA*

*laughs nervously in CIA*

…even Mickey supports HK.

…even Mickey supports HK.

Never trust a pangwang.

Never trust a pangwang.

Generic Elementary School

Generic Elementary School

Balloon released into a storm cloud with a copper wire hanging down to Earth:

Balloon released into a storm cloud with a copper wire hanging down to Earth:

baaaa. GOK!

thee didn’t readeth this far down, shakespear, belike.

thee didn’t readeth this far down, shakespear, belike.

Nobody will take care of you.

Nobody will take care of you.

Those things are ticking time bags… – Michael Scott, actually.

Those things are ticking time bags… – Michael Scott, actually.

Honestly, you’re a terrible person and should share a similar fate.

Honestly, you’re a terrible person and should share a similar fate.