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The average insecure person.

The average insecure person.
sorry theres dust in my eye…
sorry theres dust in my eye…
he doesn’t stand a chance
he doesn’t stand a chance
candy corn out, candy cane in
candy corn out, candy cane in
what you did is try to spike my blood sugars
what you did is try to spike my blood sugars
pistachio supremacy
pistachio supremacy
starting to get suspicious…
starting to get suspicious…
landlord is secretly a troll under a bridge
landlord is secretly a troll under a bridge
[redacted] [redacted] for my [redacted]
[redacted] [redacted] for my [redacted]
you’re welcome
you’re welcome
or worse, an influencer filming in the aisle
or worse, an influencer filming in the aisle
what are they trying to tell us here
what are they trying to tell us here
the real baddies know
the real baddies know
and in a corner so you don’t find it for two days
and in a corner so you don’t find it for two days
rodneys living in 2D
rodneys living in 2D
death by a million cuts
death by a million cuts
The+door+to+the+dining+area+of+the+Alcoba%C3%83%C2%A7a+Monastery+in+Portugal+was+made+narrow+so+that+monks+whom+got+too+fat+were+forced+to+go+into+fasting.
The door to the dining area of the Alcobaça Monastery in Portugal was made narrow so that monks whom got too fat were forced to go into fasting.
Preach+it+from+the+hill+tops.
Preach it from the hill tops.
I+could+add+this+thing+to+my+Pok%C3%83%C2%A9dex.
I could add this thing to my Pokédex.
Maybe+I%26%238217%3Bll+just+walk%2C+thanks.
Maybe I’ll just walk, thanks.
Join the conversation
Someone+lost+their+job%26%238230%3B+%28and+head%29
Someone lost their job… (and head)
that%26%238217%3Bs+a+nice+car+you+got+there%26%238230%3B
that’s a nice car you got there…
The+secret+ingredient+is+feet%21
The secret ingredient is feet!
Not+at+the+moment%2C+child%26%238230%3B
Not at the moment, child…
It%26%238217%3Bs+buck+season+at+the+retirement+home%21
It’s buck season at the retirement home!
Doggo+made+a+new+buddo
Doggo made a new buddo
%2Achecks+weather+app%2A
*checks weather app*
Scuba+diver+rescuing+drowning+unicorn.
Scuba diver rescuing drowning unicorn.